How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Porn is love you can see.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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