But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
