It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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