if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.