This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.