Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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