Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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