but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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