I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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