so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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