just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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