We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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