I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
where are you?
Hypothermia
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
