i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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