I cannot find my penis.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
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