Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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