Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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