I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Randomize
