We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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