with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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