exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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