I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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