GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...