he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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