I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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