What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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