HIV tests are more positive than that guy
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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