found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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