i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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