I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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