Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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