If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
God, I missed his penis.
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