is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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