Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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