can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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