you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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