I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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