JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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