Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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