But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
3 2 1 whiskey
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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