It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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