from now on my penis is your penis
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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