I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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