Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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