I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
