I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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