There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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