The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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