Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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