all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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