Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
