areolas are like halos for boobs.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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