I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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