I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
