apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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