i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i dont even know how to be here
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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