I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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