Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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