I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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