i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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